this is the coolest thing ive seen on this website
Wait what how
Excerpt from The Desiterata by Max Ehrmann
Done by Eilsa Ngo - @ Under the Rose
Mississauga, Ontario Canada
today I saw a preteen girl pick up Mean Girls at Target and ask her friend what it was. She didn’t even know. She said it sounded dumb. The people are forgetting. The world is changed. I feel it in the water. I feel it in the earth. I smell it in the air. Much that once was is lost, for none now live who remember it.
Slicing a Bead of Mercury in Half
mercury is the best
omfg no NO YOU CANT EXIST?>?!?!???
You know what this reminds me of?
The pee frisbee.
The best prank in the world [after poop butter, of course], and it doesn’t even require going into someone’s house. As long as there’s a gap under their door, you can get them.
You take a regular frisbee, like one you’d get at the dollar store, and you pee in it. Put it upside-down, pee in it, and put that in the freezer for a few hours. You’ll have disc of frozen piss.
Carefully remove it from the frisbee, take it to your neighbour’s house [or friend’s, or stranger’s, I don’t care, as long as you keep that piss disc cold, man], and slide it under their door.
It works best if nobody is home and won’t be home for a few hours. That pee will thaw right on their floor, and they’ll come home to a puddle of piss in their house with no sign of anybody getting in.
Who the fuck peed on my floor?
That will haunt them for years.
reblogging for the pee frisbee
pee frisbee omg
I AM SO FUCKING DONE
NO BUT SOMEONE EXPLAIN THE MERCURY I MEAN THAT SPHERE JUST TURNED INTO TWO PUDDLES I NEED SOME CLOSURE BEFORE PEE FRISBEES