dr-ift:

bl-ossomed:

niick4:

this is the coolest thing ive seen on this website

holy

Wait what how

dr-ift:

bl-ossomed:

niick4:

this is the coolest thing ive seen on this website

holy

Wait what how

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ourspacebetween:

This makes me very happy

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God Is Dead And So Is Dumbledore

zaclittle:

Here’s my issue with the latest grand Harry Potter theory: Did Harry Potter ever strike you as a universe with an actual afterlife? To me, in Rowling’s world, death was really final. And the shades of former loved ones hanging around on the material plane (the mirror of Erised, the paintings in…

fishingboatproceeds:

neitherheavenorhell:

Hazel is different. She walks lightly, old man. She walks lightly upon the earth. Hazel knows the truth: We’re as likely to hurt the universe as we are to help it, and we’re not likely to do either.

Lovely.

fuckyeahtattoos:

Excerpt from The Desiterata by Max Ehrmann
Done by Eilsa Ngo - @ Under the Rose 
Mississauga, Ontario Canada 

fuckyeahtattoos:

Excerpt from The Desiterata by Max Ehrmann

Done by Eilsa Ngo - @ Under the Rose 

Mississauga, Ontario Canada 

fireflysneeze:

Plot Twist: the extreme cold in America is actually just Disney’s advertising campaign for Frozen

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prokopetz:

You were so focused on whether you COULD do it, you never stopped to ask whether you SHOULD.” - Ian Malcolm, Jurassic Park

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assholedisney:

today I saw a preteen girl pick up Mean Girls at Target and ask her friend what it was. She didn’t even know. She said it sounded dumb. The people are forgetting. The world is changed. I feel it in the water. I feel it in the earth. I smell it in the air. Much that once was is lost, for none now live who remember it.

(via babylonzoologist)

sircuddlebuns:

sereneflaws:

WHAT IS THIS IT LOOKS LIKE PORTAL TO ANOTHER WORLD

its a fucking puddle please go outside

sircuddlebuns:

sereneflaws:

WHAT IS THIS IT LOOKS LIKE PORTAL TO ANOTHER WORLD

its a fucking puddle please go outside

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fishingboatproceeds:

penguinteen:

lifeinyourwings:

This is my Gallifreyan/John Green tattoo that I designed and drew out myself. Adapted from Paper Towns, it says “Imagine others complexly.”

OMG

Whoa.

fishingboatproceeds:

penguinteen:

lifeinyourwings:

This is my Gallifreyan/John Green tattoo that I designed and drew out myself. Adapted from Paper Towns, it says “Imagine others complexly.”

OMG

Whoa.

penguinteen:

mademoisellepoisson:

In honor of the 50th anniversary of Doctor Who, I decided to combine my two favorite things by translating the first and the last sentence of each Harry Potter book into Gallifreyan. Enjoy.

This is fantastic.

(via fishingboatproceeds)

fishingboatproceeds:

I don’t want to hyperbolize, but this is the greatest thing I have ever seen in my entire life.
Created by Kelsey.

fishingboatproceeds:

I don’t want to hyperbolize, but this is the greatest thing I have ever seen in my entire life.

Created by Kelsey.

2sp00ky4lyfe:

attackofthepartycannon:

saltwaterstemp:

intellectual-stupidity:

f-e-a-t-h-e-r-b-r-a-i-n:

herpderpicho:

owl-recluse:

konec0:

sataaaaaan:

shapeshiftandtrick:

avocadokitten:

Slicing a Bead of Mercury in Half



WAT

mercury is the best

omfg no NO YOU CANT EXIST?>?!?!???

You know what this reminds me of?
The pee frisbee.
The best prank in the world [after poop butter, of course], and it doesn’t even require going into someone’s house. As long as there’s a gap under their door, you can get them.
You take a regular frisbee, like one you’d get at the dollar store, and you pee in it. Put it upside-down, pee in it, and put that in the freezer for a few hours. You’ll have disc of frozen piss.
Carefully remove it from the frisbee, take it to your neighbour’s house [or friend’s, or stranger’s, I don’t care, as long as you keep that piss disc cold, man], and slide it under their door.
It works best if nobody is home and won’t be home for a few hours. That pee will thaw right on their floor, and they’ll come home to a puddle of piss in their house with no sign of anybody getting in.
Who the fuck peed on my floor?
That will haunt them for years.

reblogging for the pee frisbee

pee frisbee omg

PISS FRISBE

I AM SO FUCKING DONE


NO BUT SOMEONE EXPLAIN THE MERCURY I MEAN THAT SPHERE JUST TURNED INTO TWO PUDDLES I NEED SOME CLOSURE BEFORE PEE FRISBEES

2sp00ky4lyfe:

attackofthepartycannon:

saltwaterstemp:

intellectual-stupidity:

f-e-a-t-h-e-r-b-r-a-i-n:

herpderpicho:

owl-recluse:

konec0:

sataaaaaan:

shapeshiftandtrick:

avocadokitten:

Slicing a Bead of Mercury in Half

image

WAT

mercury is the best

omfg no NO YOU CANT EXIST?>?!?!???

You know what this reminds me of?

The pee frisbee.

The best prank in the world [after poop butter, of course], and it doesn’t even require going into someone’s house. As long as there’s a gap under their door, you can get them.

You take a regular frisbee, like one you’d get at the dollar store, and you pee in it. Put it upside-down, pee in it, and put that in the freezer for a few hours. You’ll have disc of frozen piss.

Carefully remove it from the frisbee, take it to your neighbour’s house [or friend’s, or stranger’s, I don’t care, as long as you keep that piss disc cold, man], and slide it under their door.

It works best if nobody is home and won’t be home for a few hours. That pee will thaw right on their floor, and they’ll come home to a puddle of piss in their house with no sign of anybody getting in.

Who the fuck peed on my floor?


That will haunt them for years.

reblogging for the pee frisbee

pee frisbee omg

PISS FRISBE

I AM SO FUCKING DONE

NO BUT SOMEONE EXPLAIN THE MERCURY I MEAN THAT SPHERE JUST TURNED INTO TWO PUDDLES I NEED SOME CLOSURE BEFORE PEE FRISBEES

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