alask-uhh:

strugglingtobeheard:

See this why you don’t live with white people

dyingggg

alask-uhh:

strugglingtobeheard:

See this why you don’t live with white people

dyingggg

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rum-martini:

justanotherhowitt:

Too soon.

its been 102 yrs

rum-martini:

justanotherhowitt:

Too soon.

its been 102 yrs

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padalecki-party:

blackichigo1:

LMAOOO HAHAHA

this was the greatest joke I have ever heard

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How freaking much of a coincidence is this????

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tastefullyoffensive:

If Alcohol Labels Told the Truth [via]

Previously: Honest Company Slogans

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runningvegan:

scaredenburger:

brujitamae:

draelogor:

carasweetheart:

Harry Potter wedding

REBLOGGING BECAUSE

BECUASE

JUST

SHUT UP I’M REBLOGGING IT

LOOK AT THE KEYS

AND THE TABLES

OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOD

ANGELA I THINK WE NEED TO RE-THINK OUR WEDDING THEME???

Reblogging because Harry Potter #1

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karkatsaysfuck:

etceteraface:

rycbar123-4:

So it’s my birthday and I’m opening gifts. I open the wrapped box from my uncle.

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I open the box, and find a $50 gift card, yes? But wait, there’s Styrofoam. There’s more.

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Then I remove the Styrofoam…

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The fuck?

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A FUCKING LEGLESS LEGO LEGOLAS

mY UNCLE GOT ME A LEGLESS LEGO LEGOLAS

bEST BIRTHDAY GIFT EVER

he then later gave me the legs.image

LEGO LEGOLAS’ LEGO LEGS

Are you Luna Lovegood

Loony Luna Lovegood Lavishly Loving LEGO Legolas’s LEGO Legs

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triwizardry:

Ron and Harry’s imaginary predictions for their Star charts in Divination which actually happen during their fourth year. - Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire (Page 196)

want to start circling this around again, because I am still amazed by the fact that I managed to see this

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teacupwarrior:

Imagine that at the end of Dumbledore’s speech at the beginning of the year, he asks if there are any questions, and one first year muggleborn kid raises his hand, whips out a smart phone and asks for the wifi password.

And then Dumbledore just casually says “Sherbet lemon, with a capital S”, and commences the feast like it’s no big deal while the non-muggleborns think WIFI is some sort of secret society.

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My parents say I was an accident.
My parents say I was an accident.

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ruinedchildhood:

I wish I wish

With all my heart

TO FUCKING PASS MY CLASSES AND FINALS

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the-masters-fallen-angel:

geobytes:

My grandma would always x out people in her yearbook and write “Deceased” when one of her high school classmates died. We often found it morbid. Grandma wanted to be the last one living. She wanted to win.

That’s not a yearbook.

That’s a hit list.

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naturesafterthought:

iraffiruse:

#justjesusythings

We’re all going to hell

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syfycity:

This is me now it’s all over…http://syfycity.tumblr.com

syfycity:

This is me now it’s all over…
http://syfycity.tumblr.com

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